BNU Public Service Match Report 26/5/07
Match Reports - Public Service

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The sun crept over the hills flooding the pleasant valley with warmth.
The heavy dew from the night before still clung to the earth
stubbornly resisting the sun. A gentle breeze floated through the
trees and over the fields. All was still and peaceful.

The tranquillity was brutally shattered by a 10 year old boy. They
whip he used, probably a gift from a loved one, snapped and banged
angrily, the noise reverberating off the close hills. It mixed with
the shouts and whistles of the women's rugby match with the tuneful
beauty that you find when mixing Black Sabbath with The Cardiff Boys
Choir singing "Jerusalem". Ahhhh Stokes Valley. Our opponents, the
Stokes Valley Sunshine, at that point second on the table, looked
ready for a hefty tussle. Spiked hair, mullets and spiked mullets
adorned the heads of the Vallians. For a moment we thought we were
playing the wrong team as they all looked to be under the age of 25,
an uncommon occurrence in our division.


Recent Public Service (PS) results had failed to impress. A one all
draw with league strugglers the Uni Bombers the week before had left
some smouldering embers of discontent. Within 10 minutes of kick off,
those embers were alight. The Vallians immediately brought the attack
to the PS defence. The first ten minutes was a case of both teams
testing for possible breakpoints in the defensive line. The Vallians
brought with them a hard competitive style of play. Ben came under
particular attention throughout the match, and was victim to a two
foot, studs up, from behind tackle, that would normally have resulted
in an instant red card, and a lengthy sideline suspension. However,
Div 13 does not offer the luxury referees with such power and despite
a free-kick, Ben's assailant went unpunished, though this scribe
suggests that Ben probably got his own back on more than one
occasion. In fact they enjoyed such a mighty first half tussle filled
with niggle, agro and argy-bargy, that there could be only one winner.
It's a testament to Ben that the prick failed to make an appearance in
the second half.

But, to the match commentary we turn. The embers were well and truly
ablaze at about the 15 minute mark. After weathering 15 minutes of
sustained pressure, though admittedly the Vallians were still to put a
real shot on goal, the PS started to take control of proceedings. Gaps
suddenly started to appear. Sam Gleisner, having shifted from right
back to striker was immediately in action. A punt from Dom was kindly
headed toward the Valley goal by a valley defender, right into the
path of Sam. A rush blood saw a hastily taken shot, that slid past the
right hand upright, but the tide had turned. Minutes later, Sam went
from possible hero to automatic Dick of the Day. A perfectly weighted
through ball by BC (I think) was chased down by Sam who beat the
keeper in a one-on-one but when faced with the ultimately test of the
open goal, was found sadly wanting. In fairness, the ball was on his
wrong foot, but actually he could have walked the ball into the goal.
Despite the miss, the PS could smell blood.

And for the next 20 minutes, the lads played like they had just passed
the "every third day is the beer day" bill. The PS opened the scoring
with one of the goals of the year. It was memorable not for its
Michael Jackson flashiness but for its simplicity and because it was a
product of some excellent build up work. A chase by Phil down into the
left corner resulted in a corner kick. Phil put in the perfect cross,
picked out the head of the imposing BC who thundered home his first of
the season.

It had been a while since we had played good football. The self belief
flooded back and the whole team lifted and blew the Sunshine away.
Jules, a late arrival, came running on and with his first touch of the
ball found a very determined Sam, who calmly controlled and crashed
home a great finish. The midfield, which consisted at different times
of BC, Jules, MattNich, Arnu, Phil, Donnie, Mortgage, Sam, Ben, Nick,
AJ, Gimli, and Dan absolutely owned their opposite numbers. 50-50 ball
was suddenly 80-20 to us, with fearless heading and competing for the
ball. Credit though to the Vallians, who had a quick and competitive
midfield but just lacked imagination and organisation.

The third goal about 10 minutes later, was another example of solid
build up work. My memory sucks so I forget the build up details but BC
got it about 12 yards out and hammered home a low shot that went
underneath a keeper who should have done better. At three nil up the
PS strangely took the foot off the throat and coasted through to half
time feeling much better about the position they were in.

There were a couple of halftime diatribes about maintaining focus and
making sure we didn't concede any damn consolation goals. The MattNich
favourite of nil-all was shouted repeatedly. We expected the Vallians
to come out in the second half like a high profile homosexual, i.e.
with conviction. They did not disappoint, and while the first half
showed some the boundless attacking potential of the PS, the real
credit must go to the various defenders, Jules, Arnu, Nick, Gimli,
Ben, Dan, MattNich, Sam, Phil, Donnie, BC, AJ and Mortage, who rotated
through the four defensive positions with remarkable fluidity, poise
and success. The second half was largely a defensive arm wrestle, as
the PS went to subcommittees and lost some shape. Ben was once again
was the target of the now very desperate Sunshine, coping a near
Ben-Thatcher-esque elbow to the head. A cowardly attempt to upset the
PS midfielder failed to provoke the desired violent reaction.

On attack the PS were foiled by some dubious offside calls and a
clueless ref, but probably didn't really deserve any second half
goals. So when the fourth goal was awarded, on the stroke of fulltime
it was considered a very luck bonus. A goal mouth melee for a bobbling
ball that the keeper simply could not get his hands on was finally
headed into the goal by an ever present BC for a well deserved
hat-trick.

A welcome back to utility AJ, who made his 2007 season debut. A strong
performance first up he showed pace and determination that proved
inspirational to the team, reflected by the excellent result.

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